What is that about? I'll be the first to admit that I am mystified by the obsession with shaving the entire body or at least a major portion of it. We'll call him Titus A. Speaking of comedy, there are those ridiculous morphed photos. This is pretty? I understand the idea that if your tallywhacker is going to be making its film debut you want it to be all gussied up and camera-ready, but giving it an eyebrow or moustache only prepares it for comedy. In what country do we find teenage policemen and year-old frat boys who have never been near a college? Upon raising his head, it is evident that Mr. Sometimes you just can't win, but the life of a model has never been an easy life, has it? What respectable "model" still has a plaid couch?